Tuesday, February 03, 2004

New names all 'round

La Belle Soeur Jean writes to remind me that our mother (Tootie Chickenpants) gave us first names that were never intended for use (and boy, hasn't that been a confusing mess when trying to deal with anything legal!). Therefore, technically, after the name change, I am Chim-Chim Chickenchunks. (See previous post.)

Thanks, sis. I mean, Poopsie Wafflebuns. (Or, technically, Boobie Wafflebuns.)

So, after casting my primary ballot, I think it's time to see who we're really voting for in the Democrat primaries:

There's Zippy Chickenlips, Oprah Girdlerhino, Cheeseball Girdlebuns, Snotty Liverbuns (no relation), Crusty Coootiemouth, Cheeseball Burgerhead, and Al Sharpton.

I think you know what that means.

Go Zippy!

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