Thursday, August 18, 2011

Addressing What Really Matters

An Austin Ron Paul supporter [Robert Morrow] has taken out a full-page ad in the local alt weekly newspaper seeking any "stripper ... escort ... or 'young hottie'" who has slept with Rick Perry, part of his single-minded jihad against the presidential candidate.

Robert Morrow describes himself as a "self-employed investor and political activist" as well as a three-time delegate to the Texas state GOP convention.

Salon War Room

He forgot “jerk.”

Of course, that is the sad state of the American political scene. Sexual activity is the one thing that will take you down. You can be a moron, a slime, a corporate whore, a megalomaniac. But you better have Mormon sex. (That’s the only thing we like about Mormons – and truly, in private we ridicule even that.)

He didn't ask for any young men to come forward?

I'm thinking the question would be more enlightening if it were: Did you ever want to have sex with Rick Perry. And I'm guessing the number would be the same.

And what will Mr. Morrow do if he turns up a truly righteous, faithful, straight sexual arrow in Scary Perry? Then, he's done the idiot a huge favor.

....but hey, do what you will anyway.

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