Maru quotes Little Caligula

Using the dark side of the Force fear to keep the sheep in line, Emperor Poopypants warned that "Twenty-eight months have passed since September 11, 2001 - over two years without an attack on American soil - and it is tempting to believe that the danger is behind us," he said. "I find your lack of faith disturbing That hope is understandable, comforting - and false."

Fun fact: at this point in the speech, the reboobs actually cheered.   Maru post