Monday, January 26, 2004

Lisa loves Bill

Okay. Whatever. I love Lisa. And Lisa is a Clinton fan. I'm not. He and Hillary are no strangers to corporate cooperation. Perhaps he's not as greedy - at least if he is, he hides it better. And he is infintely more articulate, but then so is my dog.

Bill apparently got in some good ones recently.

From Lisa at All Hat No Cattle:

Bill Clinton Quotations from Sunday 1-25-04

"They are giving me $87,000 in cut taxes from some middle-class guy's Social Security benefits and borrowed money. This is crazy." - President Bill Clinton, the last elected President

"I believe we cooperate when we can and act alone when we must. The other party believes we should act alone when we can and cooperate when we must." President Bill Clinton, who can speak coherently

"People ask me what great new ideas did you bring to Washington. I say, `Arithmetic.' You know, when practical people find themselves in a hole, they stop digging.'' President Bill Clinton, the last president to balance the budget

"At the time we were railing against the French, their soldiers were in Afghanistan [fighting with coalition forces], which is where Al Qaeda is, after all." President Bill Clinton, the last president to know who the enemy is.

Click Here for the Sun-Sentinel article

Click Here for the Miami Herald article

Even a Bush supporter was impressed. ''I just kept thinking of the president [Bush] up there and trying to talk like that,'' said registered Republican Tim McClellan, 48, of Pompano Beach. ``I just couldn't picture it. [Clinton] is a really articulate guy.''


So anyway, Lisa keeps referring to him as President Bill Clinton. If the Great Stinky One wasn't actually elected, does that mean that Bill really is still president?

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