Enough to bring you to your knees

The U.N.'s Kofi Annan and The U.S.'s village idiot


Where can we trade in our dorkwad?

Please, God, if you're there....please take this ignorant chowderhead back to Texas pronto, Tonto, and I promise I will believe in you.

If you package AssKKKroft with him.

And Oil Slick Dick, and KKKarl Roverer and Cuntaleeza Rice and Derr Rumsfiend and Pule Wulfowitless and Smelliott Abrams and Richer "Prince of Darkness" Perle and Colon Bowel and Tom "the Hammer" DeLaym. And put them in a timelock and jettison them to Jupiter. And suttee their pundits. Don't forget Rash Limpbowel. And mAnn Coulter. And, for god's sake, Bullshit O'Reilly. Rupert Murdoch and Roger Ailes would like a seat. Whoa...Henry Beelzebub Kissofdeathinger. William KKKristol. John Revoltin' Bolton.

I'll continue making the list, while you get the rocket ready.

300x50x30 cubits should be fine.

Marty writes to say my blog is too biting.

I'm trying to pull back to a bark.

Give me time. These character changes don't happen overnight. And it's been a long, long day.

Bill Janklow's new home in the Minnehaha County jail:



Of course his health is a consideration, so it's quite possible that he won't actually spend his entire 100 days here.

There are no VIP cells in the jail. The temperature is kept between 61- and 73-degrees. On more than one occasion, Janklow has said he's allergic to the cold.  article

Allergic to cold? Damn! Me too. And I am seriously going to see if my health insurance will pay for a move to Tahiti.

In choosing the appropriate housing arrangement, Janklow's past will also be taken into consideration. It is possible there are inmates currently serving time who were either prosecuted by the former Attorney General or who served time when he was governor.

Ooooh. That could be sticky.

Speaking of rockets, here's a little tidbit from the "Regime Change Begins At Home" card deck:

"The median pay of CEO's at the 37 largest publicly-traded defense contractors rocketed up 70% from 2001 to 2002."

All right, I understand that some of today's posts have not been the high caliber fare you have become accustomed to here at YWA, and I'd apologize, but you know what? Life is not fair. Start adjusting to that now, and the next couple of years will be a lot less painful.

However, I'm sure tomorrow will be better.

Almost positive.

Maybe.

With some luck.