"Suppose you were a heartless bastard, and suppose you were a Republican, but, .....I repeat myself." -- Mark Twain
"George Bush killed my son. I believe my son Brian died not for his country, but because of our country's lack of a coherent and civilized foreign policy." -- Rosemary Dietz Slavenas
Don Nash's e-mail to All Hat No Cattle
Dateline...Utopian Demise, Utah.
Senator Orrin Hatch (Republicon/Village Idiot- Utah) has submitted a new amendment to the Constitution of the United States of America. Under a super secret provision of the Patriot Act, amendments to the Constitution no longer need to be passed by the American people. George Bush signed the new amendment into law today, by executive order.
The new amendment provides that,
1- Americans may no longer question the government about anything.
2- Everything/anything George Bush says, in his capacity as President, is true. There is no evidence proving otherwise.
3- Dick Cheney is innocent, period.
4- Karl Rove is not a pedophile.
5- Orrin Hatch is not a pedophile.
6- Burning the American flag is punishable by death. However, the American flag may be worn as a shirt.
7- Iraq is now the property of the U.S. of A. Especially the oil.
8- All Iraqis are members of al-Qaida and are subject to being shot.
9- The Southern Baptist religion is now the official religion of the U.S. of A.
10- All Mormons are now Southern Baptists.
There are some other provisions of the new amendment but, they are 'classified' under the really super secret part of the Patriot Act. The Bush administration couldn't disclose what those provisions are, they are classified.
Lisa,
We're a gettin' ready to welcome your illustrious president, the big day is next Thursday. They tried to do a 'Washington' and close lots of the roads in London to protect W from the eggs, smelly cabbages etc that we have been saving for him for some time. The British public and the BBC are insisting that closures are kept to the minimum. I don't think we will see the 1 Million plus that we had last year (the biggest ever demo on anything in England), but it should be a pretty good show. If we can grab W and put him in the stocks that will be very satisfactory.
We love decent Americans here, but we really hate your president and his agenda
Have a look at:- www.stopwar.org.uk
Guess where I'll be on Thursday !
If you have got any ideas for a banner - please send it.
Alan
Hello, I read your page almost every day. Did you see during the Veterans celebration, that Bush was there, & during colors, he was laughing & trying to talk to others during this time? There should be a picture someplace to show the U. S. the disrespect that this man has for his own nation..
Gini
Thanks for writing Gini. I searched but all I could find were patriotic pictures of Bush. Go figure.







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