Cars of Death

Al Qaeda's latest

As for the tails of America - especially Britain, Italy, Australia and Japan - who did not understand what was said by mojahedin leader Sheikh Osama bin Laden before Ramadan when he threatened that martyrdom operations would not stop inside and outside America ... And if they do not understand words then the cars of death will make them understand. The cars of death will not stop ... until Washington concedes to the conditions of the mojahedin [Islamist fighters] ... and here now are the cars of death reaping the [souls of the] allies of the tyrant of the era every day ... and by the will of God, America will soon look for someone to protect it from the mohahedin on its soil.

What's the purpose of continuing to threaten attacks on U.S. soil, and not carry them out? Something smells a little off.

We admit that the cars of death that targeted the British bank were put in an inappropriate place, which caused some casualties among innocents, and this pains us tremendously, but the media must share our blame because we have repeatedly warned Muslims not to go anywhere near the diplomatic, economic or military headquarters of America and its allies; for our real war, which will begin soon, will have no boundaries and will show no mercy towards the tyrant of the era and his allies.

More idiots on the order of Double-face himself. Mouthy sons of bitches to a man. Vengeful, destructive, blaming and disgusting. Boasting and threatening. Teeth and claws. Stupid beyond comprehension. I think they all have the same advisers and PR people. They are simply different heads of the same beast. And the beast, apparently, is God. God is good - God helps us destroy. Sounds perfectly sensible to me. We will either subjugate or destroy you by the will of God - both claim it. If it is indeed the will of God, then it follows that God is the son-of-a-bitch in chief.

Bush, you've fallen into a trap as we planned for you. You're engaged in a war with people who love death as much as you love life. So prepare yourself for what is coming.

Now that is probably the most truthful and telling statement of the whole boasting threatfest.

Here are the demands in order to stop the "cars of death":

1. That they free our prisoners in American prisons, especially the prisoners of Guantanamo and the mojahed Sheikh Omar Abdul-Rahman and those in the jails of the Arab, western, Persian and Jewish tails of America.

2. That they stop their war against Islam and Muslims around the world in the name of fighting terrorism.

3. To purify all Islamic land from the filth of the Jews and Americans, including Jerusalem and Kashmir.

4. For America to stop interfering between us and the tyrannical governments which rule Muslims and for us to set up an Islamic caliphate [state].

Suits me. Give them their demands. And then stop dealing with them, funding them, training them.

But then who would take their place? Because we must have perpetual war now, or we will take a dive - particularly since we're pissing off every other country in the world by our commercial dealings - war profits are driving our economy.

Nope. We cannot capitulate.

Bring on the cars of death. Bring 'em on.

....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.

Why do the people always have to pay the price for these idiot leaders' ideas? Mark Twain was just asking that same question - or, rather, Satan was:

Human history in all ages is red with blood, and bitter with hate, and stained with cruelties; but not since Biblical times have these features been without a limit of some kind. Even the Church, which is credited with having spilt more innocent blood, since the beginning of its supremacy, than all the political wars put together have spilt, has observed a limit. A sort of limit. But you notice that when the Lord God of Heaven and Earth, adored Father of Man, goes to war, there is no limit. He is totally without mercy -- he, who is called the Fountain of Mercy. He slays, slays, slays! All the men, all the beasts, all the boys, all the babies; also all the women and all the girls, except those that have not been deflowered.

He makes no distinction between innocent and guilty. The babies were innocent, the beasts were innocent, many of the men, many of the women, many of the boys, many of the girls were innocent, yet they had to suffer with the guilty. What the insane Father required was blood and misery; he was indifferent as to who furnished it.

--Mark Twain, Letters from the Earth

(I told you there'd be plenty of opportunity to quote Satan from this work of Twain's, in dealing with current events.)