Sunday, September 12, 2004

Dirty Politics

Following the Bush v. Jesus post, Bob fleshes out the campaign:

* Last Supper Diners for Truth
* Log Cabin Apostles
* Zell Iscariot
* "I was coming back to life anyway. Jesus was just an opportunist who saw a chance to get some free publicity." -- Lazarus, who says he's voting for Bush.
* "Those wounds were superficial, and crucifixion really wasn't a big deal; besides, he brought it on himself, and he was only up there for three days." -- Bob Dole
* "I supported the crucifixion before I opposed it." -- Apostle John Kerry
* "Those gospels are forgeries." -- Karl Rove

Good stuff, Bob. Have you applied to the B-C campaign? I think they would be thrilled to have your input.

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