At yesterday's inter-governmental committee meeting, Councilman David Stevens plunged into the discussion by projecting the image of Fanny's behind on the council chamber wall.
"I think gentlemen should never cuss in public. I think it's uncouth behavior and not desirable in a civilized society," Stevens said. "If the sign is not illegal, then is there anything we can do to make such signs -- lewd and other signs -- illegal?"
Is there anything we can do to make people like Councilman Stevens illegal?
Or at least find them some little bubble in some corner of the world where they can sit and avoid anything that offends them?
Y'all don't have much to concern yourselves with there in Lexington, do ya Dave?
Okay, we had a big ass problem here in Columbia, MO, too. A club on the edge of town - practically in the boonies - was forced to change its name from The Big Ass Bar & Grill, because people's sensitivities were so offended. They changed it to The Biggest Bar & Grill, and then sold it. I don't know what it is now - something not at all catchy, because I just drove by it less than an hour ago, and I can't tell you what it's called.
Get a grip people. Get a freaking grip. Every last one of you has an ass. In fact, many of you are an ass. Councilman Stevens, I'd say you're probably one of the biggest. Big Ass Dave. Go find something to do, Dave. And turn your head when you drive by the sign.
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.
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