Geeeeeeeeeeezus

Maru links this article. I just cannot believe it. Isn't anybody in this administration competent?

It is like a sit-com come alive. If only real people weren't really suffering for it, it would be unparalleled entertainment.

I keep wondering if I'll ever wake up again.

Speaking of Maru, I can't read WTF without laughing. Just the title of Maru's blog sets the mood for its commentary.

Meanwhile, doing the people's business, the Smirking Cokemonkey is taking time off from his long weekend at phony photo-op ranch Casa Fabricata to campaign for reboobs in state races in Mississippi and Kentucky.

"Casa Fabricata". Haha

For a while, I collected a list of Maru's pet names for our Peerless Bleeder. I think this is the first time I've seen "Smirking Cokemonkey".

Here are some more:

Cretin of Crawford Snippy the Chimp pReznit Dumbass Snippy McTitleist Smirky McAwol Buckeroo Bonehead Chimp-in-Chief Hopalong Hop-head Kennebunkport Kow-pie Fratboy McFoto-op Napoleon Bonehead Smirky McSimpleton Squinty McNumbnuts Chimpy McFlightsuit Fraudy McChimpyfart Squinty McStupid Nookuler Nincompoop

Crusader Bunnypants Dictator-tot Squinty McGolfcart Turdblossom Idiot-in-Chief Creepy McCodpiece pReznit Dumbass Emperor Snippy pReznit Privilege Fraudy McFundraiser pReznit Pretzel Toxic Tinhorn Drinky McDumbass AWOL Wonderboob Simian Sockpuppet Cap'n Clueless Oaf of Office

Empty-Flight-Suit-in-Chief Smarmy McBombypants pResident Evil Snippy the Farting Chimp pReznit Poopypants Smirky McOilpipe Smarmy McShotglass Hypocritical Hophead Smirky McWarhead pReznit Pinhead Clueless Codstuffer Smirky the Red-nosed Crackfiend pReznit Pantsstuffer Cretinous Cowstalker The Connecticut Cowpat Yellow Puddle of Texas Moron of Midland

Ah yes, some days I am easily amused. Today I especially like "Oaf of Office". And don't remind me why they call him "Whistle Ass", because I don't want to remember.

By the way, Maru's graphics are worth the click, including his little thumbnails after each post.

Like this:



P.S. to Bob - You're welcome for "Wulfowitless" - take it and run with it. You've got some good ones too, and I'll have to start making note of them all. (Actually, these guys do seem to have names that just naturally morph themselves in my mind to their characters...Wulfowitless, Rumsfiend, Bowell, Dumbya, Asscroft....