Well, Thank God the Grownups Are Back in the White House

The current spokesmodel for the Bush Administration (filling in for Tony Snow), Dana Perino, has specially trained her dog.

"[Living in England...] she spent time training their short-haired Vizsla, named Henry," wrote Chris Barge in March [...] "Now, when she says, "Tell us what you really think about John Kerry," Henry fetches a flip-flop....Asked if "anybody thinks that Bill Clinton should be in jail," Henry barks."

It seems Ms. Perino and her husband are both are very proud of their dog.

"Back in November, Perino’s husband, British businessman Peter McMahon, was walking their dog Henry — leashless — in Lincoln Park just east of the Capitol," report Jeff Dufour and Patrick Gavin in their daily 'Yeas and Nays' column.

Subsequently, he was issued a $25 ticket and fine, after which he reportedly told the US Park Police officer who wrote the ticket to "go chase down some squirrels."

And to top it off, he didn't pay the fine. Probably thought they wouldn't dare mess with him, considering who his wife is. If he did think that, he thought wrong. The DC cops threw his ass in jail for a day.