Military talks between North and South Korea needed an ice-breaker, I guess, so a general from North Korea started the proceedings with a joke.
The joke was this:
Bush is out jogging one morning and, having his mind on presidential matters, fails to notice a car heading straight at him. A group of schoolchildren run out and pull him away just in time, saving his life.
Bush tells them that, being the president, he can do whatever he wants, so whatever they desire, he'll give it to them. The kids ask for cemetery plots at Arlington National.
"Why would you ask for such a thing?" Bush wonders, and the kids say, "Because when our parents find out what we've done, they're gonna kill us."
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