2008

Mitt Romney needs your help to decide what he needs to campaign about.

Folks, this is what the Republican party is offering us in 2008:

Rudy Giuliani...

Insane McCain...

And Willard Mitt Romney, who recently told us he's been a hunter "pretty much all my life", when in fact he'd been hunting once last year and once when he was 15. He seems to be awfully eager to appear studly.

One of Garance Franke-Ruta’s Republican sources in Iowa picked up a jaw-dropping flyer at a Romney campaign event late last week.

His promotional flyer says, “In this media-driven age, Romney begins with a decisive advantage. First, he has sensational good looks. People magazine named him one of the 50 most beautiful people in America. Standing 6 feet, 2 inches tall, Romney has jet-black hair, graying naturally at the temples. Women — who will play a critical role in this coming election — have a word for him: hot.”

Now, it’s worth noting that this flyer about Romney’s appearance wasn't written by his campaign team, but Team Romney is distributing it at campaign rallies. In other words, the campaign is proud enough of this fluff that they want Iowans to see it.

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....Jesus wept.