New Ride - New Rules

There's a new ride at a California amusement park, called The Screamer.

But wait. Neighbors are complaining, so...

As passengers are strapped into the two metal baskets, the operator recites this warning: "We are required to remove you from this ride if you make any noise. If you feel you might make a noise, please cover your mouth tightly with your hand, like this (The operator then covers mouth with hand). If we hear any noise through your hand, we will remove you from the ride. So please remain silent and enjoy the Screamer."

  SF Gate article

I'm still laughing.