| ATHEISTS are being offered free cinema tickets to try to lure them to church. The catch is that they have to go to see Mel Gibson's controversial film The Passion of the Christ. |
Like watching a two-hour brutal snuff movie will attract an atheist to the church? Because, when they get to the church they can get more of the same? Okay. Whatever.
Anyway, thanks for the free tix, I suppose.
On the other hand, maybe it would be a good idea to get all these blood-lusting torture-loving folks together in the same building. There's always a chance God will provide them some lightning.
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.
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