Digital cameras in cell phones? Video capability? Built-in walkie-talkies? Four hundred distinct voice mailboxes, each with customizable polyphonic ring tones and a personalized greeting and special high-definition digital screen effects that light up and pulse and spin? Whatever.
You know what? We deserve a little bit more.
We need phones with features that fulfill real desires in the human animal. Phones that don't just claim they do it all, but actually do, and with lots of lube and laughter and excellent mortgage rates and minimal bloodletting or cleanup. Nokia, get on this. I am so not kidding.
You know what? We deserve a little bit more.
We need phones with features that fulfill real desires in the human animal. Phones that don't just claim they do it all, but actually do, and with lots of lube and laughter and excellent mortgage rates and minimal bloodletting or cleanup. Nokia, get on this. I am so not kidding.
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