Friday, July 23, 2004

Tragedy in Wolf Land - a neocon fairy tale

By Jesus' General

Leader Wolf was only pretending to follow along as the cub pack interpreted signs on the trail. The truth was that he didn't know the difference between prints and spoor. His ignorance in this area caused him much embarrassment, such things being the most elementary elements of wolf knowledge....

Lost in his dreams of popular stardom, Leader Wolf almost missed what his assistant whispered into his ear. A great tragedy had occurred at Grandma's House. Woody Wolf, Pack Leader's greatest star, had been murdered by a woodcutter. All of Wolf Land was in a state of shock. WNN had gone to wall to wall coverage. Wolves throughout the forest were watching Wolf Schlitzer as he showed tapes of Woody Wolf's greatest moments on Pack Leader while doing voice-over interviews with axe experts.

Leader Wolf didn't know what to do. He looked toward his aides, but they offered no clues....

The rest of the tale.



Patriotboy

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