Monday, July 19, 2004

Like only Maru can parse it

Presidential campaign ruins Bush's vacation
Awwwwwww! Presidentin' is hard!

After much debate, grublike svengali Karl Rove has decided that Bunnypants will spend only two weeks at the Lazy W compared to his usual four.

"I don't think any voting decision is going to be made on what the [vacuous little mindsplat] did for three weeks in August, but there are people who believe very strongly that it created the wrong visuals," said some repug close to the WH. "They didn't want those pictures."


And...

Former Coast Guard commander Stephen Flynn says that despite billions spent on homeland security, our ports, chemical plants and cities are barely safer than they were before the 9/11 attacks.

...After giving away all our money to the rich, "Bush told us there's no more money for anything," Gov. Ed Rendell (D-Pa.) said after the millionaires' greatest friend addressed the nation's governors in February. "He said, essentially, 'You're on your own.'"


"Now watch this drive."




Photos also courtesy of Maru the Crankpot

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