W Ketchup would like to thank President Reagan for his selfless service to this nation.
Reagan won the Cold War, let private enterprise flourish, and most of all made Americans proud to be Americans again.
“We look for that fine day when we will see him again, all weariness gone, clear of mind, strong and sure and smiling again, and the sorrow of this parting gone forever. May God bless Ronald Reagan and the country he loved.”
All Ketchup is not created equal
W Ketchup™ is made in America, from ingredients grown in the USA.
The leading competitor not only has 57 varieties, but has 57 foreign factories as well. W Ketchup comes in one flavor: American.
G5s or GIs? A Tough Choice
Choose Heinz and you're supporting Teresa and her husband’s Gulfstream Jet, and liberal causes such as Kerry for President.
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FAQs
What does the “W” stand for?
The “W” stands for “Washington”.
Is W Ketchup Kosher?
Yes! Our new 24oz bottles are certified Kosher by OU, and the OU symbol appears on the back label.
Where can I buy W Ketchup?
W Ketchup is available on this website, and will be in select stores soon.
Why do I have to buy 4 bottles?
The added handling costs of unpacking, repacking, and shipping a single bottle would make it the most expensive ketchup you've ever tasted. We didn’t want to sell a product that was priced too high for many people, so we decided upon the 4 bottle minimum in order to bring the average price down. The average price drops if you buy in bulk — so order a case of W Ketchup and share it with your friends!
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