You Will Anyway: It's Sunday

Sunday, October 30, 2011

It's Sunday

Pastor Paul Ade, of Calgary, Canada, has come up with the solution to those who are having too much fun on Halloween without thought of their eternal soul. Ade has created Jesus Ween, the rage with a growing number of Christians. [Instead] of costumes and candy, celebrants wear all white to remember Jesus and hand out Bibles. According to the website, “Pastor Paul [ordered] copies of New Testament pocket size Bibles from the Bible Society to use for personal evangelism. A few days before Halloween, a word came to him to give out bibles to everyone knocking at his door expecting candy.”
Jonathan Turley

That’s going to get him a “trick” or two.

....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.

PS...What is the matter with you people? Halloween is the most fun holiday for kids (and adults) anyone ever concocted. Get over yourselves.

Jesus Ween, indeed. The "Christians" usurped every joyful, richly natural, beautiful celebration of life the world has had and turned them into dour, guilt-ridden, and even horrifying (crucifixion fixation) commemorations of just how awful life - excuse me, humans are. They're a sick lot, those people. Don't let them take Halloween!

Thanks to Pastor Paul for not getting that Halloween is a contraction and leaving the "w" in. Now we can call him what he is. A Jesus Weener.

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Anonymous10/30/11, 9:30 AM
That made my day! Thanks for the laugh.

xo
LaBelle
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