He did leave out the part where he loans out 9 dollars he doesn't have in addition to that one dollar you gave him.
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.
And other words of wisdom...
Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception. --George Orwell
When you hold up your arm and swear to uphold the Constitution, you don’t say, “Except in wartime.” -- George McGovern
Corexit: More toxic than the oil