Update: I think there must be other Lego men, as LaBelle points out, it looks mighty cold in Florida from that last picture. The beach doesn't look right either, and other reports say the Sarasota Lego man was found by a man, not by kids.
That’s no way to treat a stranded man who washed up on your beach and is obviously dazed and cannot speak.
Looks like a bunch of kids "rescued" him and then turned him in.
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.