Not a political party. Although that, too. But I'm talking about a parTAY party.
Nations do not think, they only feel. They get their feelings at second hand through their temperaments, not their brains. --Mark Twain
Ah yes, the hole in the ground. Sound familiar?
If so, tell me again why it is that he’s dead?
Ah yes, the pistol. Sound familiar?
And of course, there is inevitably another story.
So I guess that's actually two alternate stories.
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.PS