Monday, October 24, 2011

Tell the General to Put Qadafi in a Pipe Where The Rebels Can Find Him

[Y]ou might hazily recall that just last week the very existence of the United States was threatened by a dastardly scheme cooked up by Iran to employ rum-running Jamaican voodoo priests to pilot exploding narwhals into our precious bodily fluids, if I understood it correctly and I'm pretty sure I did.

  Distant Ocean

Thank god for the Libyan rescue. That dud was fizzling.

No comments:

Post a Comment

Comments are moderated. There may be some delay before your comment is published. It all depends on how much time M has in the day. But please comment!