This is serious.
It's obvious that Governor Goodhair's "pray for rain" strategy is not working. We are in dire straits, so I have a proposal that will be at least as effective. Tomorrow, June 3...
All smokers: go to a bus stop and light up
Non-smokers with vehicles: wash your vehicle at your local carwash
Anyone who doesn't fit into those two categories: rain dance at the capitol, 8pm
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.
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