Tuesday, June 28, 2011

What's With the GOP Lineup?

Athenae has (have?) an explanation for why the Republicans don’t have an outstanding candidate for the presidency.

[If] you spend all your time thinking about how much your ex sucks and you hate him and his hair and his ass face, and picturing all the slow horrible ways in which he needs to die, you don't have a lot of mental real estate available for crushing on the cutie barista around the corner.


RIght now the only thing they're jacked about is the chance to vote against the Kenyan socialist Muslim. Voting FOR someone else won't cross their minds until next year around, like, June, when whatever ignorant-ass neck they put up there will magically transform into Republican Voltron Jesus who will be the embodiment of all their dreams.

  First Draft

With the exception of all those who really, really want Sarah Palin to run, being sadly too ignorant (or something) to notice that she hasn’t got a snowball’s chance in hell of getting anywhere near that office again.

....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.

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