Wednesday, March 04, 2009

Oh Great Limbaugh, We Are All Sorry

Update: Link fixed. Sorry, Rush.

Here's a little advice Rush. Men don't like you any more than women do. The human race, just is "Not that into You."

And I'm pretty sure your love affair with pork, beef, and a wide varieties of gravies is one-sided as well.

You should stick to hand-towels -- though try not to fall asleep afterwords because then you will literally.*

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*Like all humans, I now apologize to Rush. I implied that he is physically capable of reaching his junk. That is incorrect. My apologies to Mr. Limbaugh, his short arms and small junk.

  Rising Hegemon

[Ed: Links added.]



Click pic to go to the Republican Apology Machine, and create your own.


....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.


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