Dear Sen. Frist,
Thank you for writing me about the Homosexual Discrimination Amendment. I was pleased to see that you have teamed up with Donald Wildmon to get it passed. He's been a hero of mine ever since he exposed Mighty Mouse's abuse of cocaine--that took a lot of guts considering the wretched rodent's super strength and ability to fly.
I'm one hundred percent with you in this effort to deny homosexuals the right to marry those they love. The very thought of two men or two women entering into a covenant to love, honor, and cherish each other until the day they die just sickens me.
It's good for a society to reserve the granting of basic human rights to selected groups. It gives people something to which to aspire once their white collar salaries become service economy hourly wages or unemployment benefits. Americans may not be able to reclaim their former standards of living, but, by gosh, they have an opportunity to overcome oppression and achieve status in those classes that are privileged with rights. All they need to do is suppress their innate attraction to those of the same sex. It's the new American Dream.
Well, I'm off to write my Senators.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
Thank you for writing me about the Homosexual Discrimination Amendment. I was pleased to see that you have teamed up with Donald Wildmon to get it passed. He's been a hero of mine ever since he exposed Mighty Mouse's abuse of cocaine--that took a lot of guts considering the wretched rodent's super strength and ability to fly.
I'm one hundred percent with you in this effort to deny homosexuals the right to marry those they love. The very thought of two men or two women entering into a covenant to love, honor, and cherish each other until the day they die just sickens me.
It's good for a society to reserve the granting of basic human rights to selected groups. It gives people something to which to aspire once their white collar salaries become service economy hourly wages or unemployment benefits. Americans may not be able to reclaim their former standards of living, but, by gosh, they have an opportunity to overcome oppression and achieve status in those classes that are privileged with rights. All they need to do is suppress their innate attraction to those of the same sex. It's the new American Dream.
Well, I'm off to write my Senators.
Heterosexually yours,
Gen. JC Christian, patriot
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