You Will Anyway: Loving thy neighbor

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

Loving thy neighbor

This post is dedicated to my niece, a hellacious born-againer fundamental Christian, who, when the invasion of Iraq was in the ramp-up stages, included me in a mass emailing of a stupid French-bashing joke and a John AssKKKroft quote, which she improved upon by saying that the only thing she disagreed with about Ashcroft's claim that Christians are better than Muslims because Muslims send their sons to die for their God (instead of their God sending His son to die for them, like the good Christians' God) was that in actuality, the Muslims' God isn't even real.

Oh yes she did say that. And, whereas I always just hit the delete button on her emails, I slipped up and read that one, and sent her a reply saying I couldn't imagine how she can call herself a Christian and forward such unChristian emails. I reminded her that Jesus said, "Love thy neighbor as thyself," which really sent her off the deep end, and she wrote back a very nasty diatribe telling me I had no right to say anything at all since I refused to worship God. I am not kidding you here. And, as for my comment about love, she said, "I DO love my neighbors, but they don't love ME!"

Okay, hon, here's one from Jesus' General for your next mass emailing:

Republican Jesus archives courtesy Jesus' General

Daily Twain:

And other words of wisdom...

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. -- John Andrew Holmes

There is no inverse relationship between freedom and security. Less of one does not lead to more of the other. People with no rights are not safe from terrorist attack. -- Molly Ivins

[War] is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious [racket]. ... It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives ... It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. -- Major General Smedley Butler

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. -- Albert Einstein

"The brain of our species is, as we know, made up largely of potassium, phosphorus, propaganda, and politics, with the result that how not to understand what should be clearer is becoming easier and easier for all of us." -- James Thurber

One of the fun aspects of Empire is how many ironies it creates. -- Glenn Greenwald

I had a slightly insane discussion the other day with a winger who wanted urgently for me to understand that the Haditha massacre is the kind of thing that happens in war. Whereas I was trying to point out to him that the Haditha massacre is the kind of thing that happens in war. -- Molly Ivins

Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception. --George Orwell

I am supposing, or perhaps only hoping, that our future may be found in the past's fugitive moments of compassion rather than in its solid centuries of warfare. –- Howard Zinn

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it. --Upton Sinclair

If we're the greatest country in the world, then maybe we could have the greatest government. -- Lewis Black

A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. -- Aristotle

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who loves his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair. -- H.L. Mencken

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -- James Madison, 4th President of the United States

No nation builds a wall out of strength. They build it out of fear. -- Michael Flynn

They call it The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. -- George Carlin

Texas justice is Texas justice. -- Victoria Nuland, US State Department spokeswoman

When you hold up your arm and swear to uphold the Constitution, you don’t say, “Except in wartime.” -- George McGovern

Sometimes I go about with pity for myself, and all the while Great Winds are carrying me across the sky. ~Ojibway saying