You Will Anyway: Has the whole world gone completely mad?

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

Has the whole world gone completely mad?

Crazy neighbor break.

Okay, she lives alone and she likes cats. I understand. But she has a yard of her own. Why has she been putting bowls of catfood and dinner plates of chicken parts - I kid you not - in my yard to feed wild cats?

I think I've got her broken of that habit, but now she's convinced there's a cat trapped under my house. A wild one. So she's outside my window calling "Heeeeeeere, kitty, kitty, kitty" over and over day and night. She's even removed a block I put up to prevent them getting under there. She's heard one under there, she's sure. Hell, she's on her hands and knees with her head under my house! She's probably heard me moving around inside. WTF?! And, oh, by the way...would a wild cat come out from under a house if you sit at the entrance calling it if you just do it long enough?

She loves animals, she says. But she hates snakes. She was worried about a pile of brush I had stacked waiting to be hauled off because "snakes could live in there!" Hell, I prefer snakes to wild cats and stray dogs. Snakes don't make any noise, they don't leave piles of shit, and they eat objectionable insects and small rodents. The rodents she's attracting by putting bowls of catfood and plates of chicken parts in my yard!

....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.

Daily Twain:

And other words of wisdom...

It is well to remember that the entire population of the universe, with one trifling exception, is composed of others. -- John Andrew Holmes

There is no inverse relationship between freedom and security. Less of one does not lead to more of the other. People with no rights are not safe from terrorist attack. -- Molly Ivins

[War] is possibly the oldest, easily the most profitable, surely the most vicious [racket]. ... It is the only one in which the profits are reckoned in dollars and the losses in lives ... It is conducted for the benefit of the very few, at the expense of the very many. -- Major General Smedley Butler

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe. -- Albert Einstein

"The brain of our species is, as we know, made up largely of potassium, phosphorus, propaganda, and politics, with the result that how not to understand what should be clearer is becoming easier and easier for all of us." -- James Thurber

One of the fun aspects of Empire is how many ironies it creates. -- Glenn Greenwald

I had a slightly insane discussion the other day with a winger who wanted urgently for me to understand that the Haditha massacre is the kind of thing that happens in war. Whereas I was trying to point out to him that the Haditha massacre is the kind of thing that happens in war. -- Molly Ivins

Nationalism is power hunger tempered by self-deception. --George Orwell

I am supposing, or perhaps only hoping, that our future may be found in the past's fugitive moments of compassion rather than in its solid centuries of warfare. –- Howard Zinn

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his job depends on not understanding it. --Upton Sinclair

If we're the greatest country in the world, then maybe we could have the greatest government. -- Lewis Black

A tyrant must put on the appearance of uncommon devotion to religion. Subjects are less apprehensive of illegal treatment from a ruler whom they consider god-fearing and pious. -- Aristotle

The notion that a radical is one who hates his country is naive and usually idiotic. He is, more likely, one who loves his country more than the rest of us, and is thus more disturbed than the rest of us when he sees it debauched. He is not a bad citizen turning to crime; he is a good citizen driven to despair. -- H.L. Mencken

If Tyranny and Oppression come to this land, it will be in the guise of fighting a foreign enemy. -- James Madison, 4th President of the United States

No nation builds a wall out of strength. They build it out of fear. -- Michael Flynn

They call it The American Dream because you have to be asleep to believe it. -- George Carlin

Texas justice is Texas justice. -- Victoria Nuland, US State Department spokeswoman

When you hold up your arm and swear to uphold the Constitution, you don’t say, “Except in wartime.” -- George McGovern

Sometimes I go about with pity for myself, and all the while Great Winds are carrying me across the sky. ~Ojibway saying