[to the tune of "Away in a Manger"]
Away with the Strangers
John Ashcroft proclaimed
No Muslims, no Haitians
We’ll have them detained
We’ll jail them, we’ll gas them, they’ll all disappear
And as for the liberals, we’ll nail them next year.
Walkin' in the Neo-con Homeland
[to the tune of "Walkin' in a Winter Wonderland"]
Microchips in my boxers
Cops searching my lockers
We’re holdin’ hands
‘Neath the spy cams
Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.
Gone away are our old rights
Here to stay is the Fourth Reich
There’s tanks and Humvees
Along Maple Street
Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.
In the meadow we can build a roadblock
And pretend we’re looking for Saddam
He’ll say, “Can I please pass?”
We’ll say “No, man!”
“Take one more step and we will gun you down!”
My phone rings, Ashcroft’s listenin’
To make sure I’m a Christian
Because if I sin
The terrorists win
Walkin’ in the Neo-con Homeland.
In the meadow we can build Camp X-ray
And execute dissenters every day.
They’ll ask for a lawyer
We’ll say, “No way!”
“The Bill of Rights was cancelled yesterday!’
Isn’t goose-stepping thrillin’
Uniforms on our children
Our jackboots look grand
They match our armbands
Walkin’ in a Neo-con Homeland.
The Seven Months Since May Day
(Links to references provided on the site)
[to the tune of "Twelve Days of Christmas"]
(Final verse)
In the seven months since May Day
The War Chimp gave to me
Twelve dead at the Red Cross
Eleven ambushed Kurds
Ten homemade rockets
Nine friendly fire deaths
Eight exploding Jordanians
Seven slain Spaniards
Six dead Britons
Five suicides
Four downed Black Hawks
Three car bombs
Two dead diplomats
And a whole bunch of dead Iraqis.
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