Quick! Scrub the Servers!

While there's still time.

"They say they have not been preserved. I don't believe that!" Leahy shouted from the Senate floor.

"You can't erase e-mails, not today. They've gone through too many servers," said Leahy, D-Vermont "Those e-mails are there, they just don't want to produce them. We'll subpoena them if necessary."

Mr. Leahy is not a happy camper.

"The purpose of our review is to make every reasonable effort to recover potentially lost e-mails, and that is why we've been in contact with forensic experts," he said.

Leahy scoffed.

"I've got a teenage kid in my neighborhood that can go get 'em for them," he told reporters later.

Not if you don't get him there yesterday.

And check it out...Chuck Schumer is giving Gonzo the questions he's going to ask him at his testimony! So that the Democrats can't be accused of trying to set perjury traps! WTF?? Sticks and stones, Dems. Sticks and stones.

You know, when I was at the University of Missouri, I knew a horticulture professor who told me that the football players were often enrolled in his classes, because they were considered easy courses, and the players had to pass their academic courses in order to stay on the team. Even at that, he said, he was not permitted to give them failing grades, and so was required to give them the questions to the tests before they took the exams.

How fortunate for Gonzo that he will have the opportunity to carefully prepare his lies and alibis (should he need to, of course) because the Dems would wimp out if the Republicans were to call them any more bad names.

Kee-rist.

...but hey...you know.