Wednesday, February 09, 2005

Really, I probably "shoulda stood in bed", as they say here in mid-Hell

Superbowl coordinators may have hired 62-year-old Paul McCartney to avoid the nipple scandal, but Fox News knows what the football fans want...
The dicey photo appears on MSN’s Fox Sports page in a Super Bowl slideshow, and is titled, “Eye candy.” It was taken by Christian Petersen of Getty images.

To visit the page on which the photograph is displayed, while it remains on Fox’s server, click the image below.


And, next time you wonder why our "leaders" have womanizing tendencies (besides being inundated with Fox News images)...
To want to ‘lead,’ one needs a thin skin, casing for a sausage mince of testosterone and, if God has smiled, manic episodes. Yang-ness is one thing men can’t ‘compartmentalize.’

A genetic Leader’s every quark screams One For Yang And Wang For All.

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Ah, for the good old days, before TV made pee of paragons.

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[Warren] Harding was a dashing, handsome Ohio newspaperman who liked to par-tay. His political ambitions were force-fed by his manly wife, Florence, a colder Barbara Bush template.

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We gasped about Monica and Bill in the Oval Orifice – I mean, ‘Office,’ but Harding had warmed it up first. And the closets, and hallways, and stairwells – sometimes in full view of the Secret Service. Not that he was the first Presidential poon pirate.

The first one was possibly… the first one.

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“Washington, Jefferson, Jackson, Buchanan, Cleveland, Wilson, Harding, Roosevelt, Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Bush and Clinton” are the only verifiable Presidential Dogs, but every power-drunk, narcissistic megalomaniac I’ve ever met barks enough to re-populate China.
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