Zeno, Kid's Companion

You knew it was coming. And, hey, at an eventual target price of $200-$300, it's cheaper than another kid.

"It's a representation of robotics as a character animation medium, one that is intelligent," [creator David] Hanson beams. "It sees you and recognizes your face. It learns your name and can build a relationship with you."

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And, taken in context with the recent NY Times article about future computer programmers creating virtual ancestors, I think you can begin to see my point: some of you may not be real. And again, this could explain Washington.

And this could keep those GOP pedophiles out of trouble with the law, too, couldn't it? At least until we get to I Robot.