He really missed his calling. Listen to his appearance on Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me. Listen to the whole ten minutes. If that link doesn't work, for whatever reason, go to the show's page for today's show: http://www.npr.org/templates/rundowns/rundown.php?prgId=35. You can listen to the whole show there, or pick segments - very entertaining and newsy.
....but hey, do what you want....you will anyway.






